RT @nessat: God forbid they should allow two women to present a primetime TV entertainment show by themselves/ Ronnie Corbett to the rescue! 1 day ago
Ahem. Perhaps sod was the wrong choice of word there. I do not mean that in the literal sense. It's cos I'm half asleep, see. 2 days ago
My life has meaning. I don't need sodding pain to give my life meaning. Instead, I'd like a good night's sleep, thank you very much. 2 days ago
Trapped in the chamber of hell that is the ultrasound waiting room. The couple opposite have Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I want one! Torture! 2 days ago
Hungry! Hungry! But can't eat until after 6pm thanks to stomach scan. Spending this afternoon fantasizing about what to have for supper... 2 days ago
RT @SFDiplomat: Wonder what my life would have been like if I'd been named Diablo.Cooler parents obviously plus I suspect I'd have a goatee. 4 days ago
Spent most of the day twisting my hair. Gah! Hate twisting my hair! 4 days ago
RT @loopymups: Ppl ask me why bother running a charity? I ask them y aren't u contributing 2ur community? Their silence answers the question 5 days ago