It's SNOWING! We may yet have a white Christmas! 1 day ago
Stuck in the Post Office... If I get sent to hell, it will probably be just like this. 2 days ago
Caught my cat watching In The Night Garden, hypnotized! It figures- they say cats have the mentality of 2yr olds. http://twitpic.com/tdk0m4 days ago
RT @JonCG_novelist: "Being a writer is like standing naked in the High Street hoping people won't find you ridiculous." Graham Storrs 4 days ago
Three for me, one for you... Three for me, one for you. The best way to do Christmas shopping. 5 days ago
...Then dreamt I woke up and Tweeted about it. Morning, all! 6 days ago
Dreamt I breastfed T so much he became a vampire, fixated on flesh. Secretly let him feed on my blood and tried to hide him from everyone... 6 days ago